Oct192014

55 Moments That Explain Exactly Why Women Live Longer

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(Buzz Ethiopia)- It is a proven fact! It’s been scientifically accepted that, on average, women have longer lifespans than their male counterparts. While some scientists may say that it’s because of diet, physical activity, or genetics, we found some troubling photographs that unveil the real truth.image

Number 13 just about gave me a heart attack.

1. “We heard you like forklifts, so we put a forklift on your forklift.”

 
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7. “Perfect! It’s just long enough!”

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14. “You grew a beard? That’s cute.”

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19. Go big or go home. Or to the hospital.

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26. How is that even possible
And this:

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27. Because most men have no idea how to get from point A to point B:

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28. Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:

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29. Make that 9 out of 10:

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30. Because men can’t even beat inanimate objects in a fight:

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31. And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:

And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:

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32. Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:

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33. And, contrary to nobody’s belief, do not have magical powers:

And, contrary to nobody's belief, do not have magical powers:

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34. And most of their scientific experiments looks like this:

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35. Because they often don’t even realize they’re doing something that might be dangerous:

Because they often don't even realize they're doing something that might be dangerous:

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36. Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:

Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:

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37. Because they can’t be trusted, even in trust falls:

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38. Or with vacuum cleaners:

Or with vacuum cleaners:

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39. Or with tires:

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40. Or with ATVs:

Or with ATVs:

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41. Or with food:

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42. And don’t even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, it’s game over. He’s done.

And don't even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, it's game over. He's done.

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43. Yeah, that is who the guys do it!

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44. He can ‘fix’ that.

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45. Under water, no problem!

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46. Just one of the many reasons

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46. Yep, that is possible!

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47. Chair, that is awesome!

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48. …another one

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49. I got it!

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50. Get them down

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51. This one totally works 

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52. I got you bro!

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53. Look at me guys!

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54. We can do it!
I'll have this thing humming like a sewing machine any minute.
55. What an irony!

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I wonder how many of their last words were, “Wait! I have a better idea!”