A man died and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different hell
for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He was
told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and Bits
you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all
so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and
many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Ethiopian hell and finds that there is a long
queue of people waiting to get in…Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?”
He was told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Ethiopian devil comes
in and bits you for the rest of the day”. He ask again “but that is exactly
the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get
in?” A concerned fellow called him aside and said, “Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair doesn’t work, the nails were paid for but
were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep
on. And the Ethiopia devil used to be a civil servant so he comes in, signs
his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!”
….. IT PAYS TO BE AN ETHIOPIAN.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!