5. Attempting to assert your intelligence of fine wines when drunk:
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6. Attempting to discreetly pour yourself a fifth glass of wine with the tact of a sober person:
What actually happens:
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No one noticed. Just kidding. Everyone noticed.
How you actually react to said favorite jam:
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OHMYGODOHMYGODKATYPERRRYYYY!!!!!!
10. Your perceived authenticity and depth of a friendship you’ve just made, drunk:
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The reality of that relationship:
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That person will then forever remain in the category of “Facebook friends I have to think really hard about how I know them.”
13. The moment you realize you’ve had too much to drink (and you think no one notices):
Just be cool